Swash Bidets 101: Why You Can't Miss These Awesome Units
There are bidets, and then there are bidets and, trust us, the Brondell Swash line is the latter.
Designed to upgrade your bathroom experience by a factor of about ten, the Brondell Swash line offers everything you’d want regarding functionality, affordability, and style, and you don’t have to be a plumbing expert to use any of it.
Here’s what you need to know about this nifty line and how it can make your home, and your daily bathroom visits, way cooler.
What the Swash Line Does
The Swash line comes in to replace several things at once.
According to Brondell, the manufacturer of the Swash, this unit is “Better than a conventional toilet seat, stand-alone bidet, or other electronic and automatic bidets.”
Designed to replace your existing toilet seat, Swash bidet seats attach to your standard toilet and allow you to access the functionality of a great bidet without replacing your entire system.
While the toilet seats come in many different sizes, shapes, and styles, many are available with features including programmable wash settings, heated seats, adjustable (stainless steel) nozzles, and much more.
What Brondell Swash Does
One of the leading brands in the luxury bidet market, the Brondell Swash line offers an extensive series of features and functionalities. Here’s what you’ll get with a few of their products:
- Dual Nozzles! The mid to high end Brondell Swash units like the amazing Swash 1400 are known for their dual nozzles. These puppies are great at keeping the hot side hot and the cold side cold. Having dedicated wash nozzles for the female frontal wash and the, well, everybody posterior wash, helps keep division between church and state as well as everyone's "hands" clean.
- Water pressure control. Units like the top selling Brondell Swash 1000 offer a complete home spa experience. Complete with dual nozzles, this unit allows the user to have full control over the water pressure during the wash. Just pick up the handy remote control and adjust to your bum’s liking.
- Instant warm water. Thanks to an innovative ceramic heating system, the Brondell Swash offers instant warm water without blowing up your utility bills.
- Warm air drying. Talk about the ultimate toilet experience - the Brondell Swash provides a wash and dry experience with a relaxing blast of warm air. Adjust the heat to your liking, and away you go!
- Odor-free bathroom visits. Many models in the Swash line offer built-in active carbon filters and a small, quiet fan. The fan pulls air through the carbon filter, which absorbs odor and deodorizes your space so that you can feel flower-fresh every day. As we always say, clean is sexy, and the Swash line removes any evidence that suggests otherwise.
- Wireless remote settings. Smart tech enters your bathroom! Several units in the Swash line offer wireless remote-control functionality, which allows you to choose the right wash quickly and easily. This is one of the best remote controls on the market today.
- A complete warranty. Higher end Swash units come with a comprehensive three-year warranty to protect you against issues, damage, and defects, so you can feel confident buying from BidetGenius.
- Energy-friendly operation. While bidets are pretty efficient units, most Swash models feature an automatic power saving feature, which helps lower its impact and keep it an eco-friendly part of your home.
Brondell Swash: A Great Choice for Your First Bidet
When it comes time to choose your first bidet, you can’t afford to waste a lot of time with something that’s overly complex, difficult to install, or prohibitively expensive. Fortunately, the Brondell Swash line is none of those things.
Designed to be beautiful, functional, and entirely user-friendly, this line offers models at many different price points.
From the budget-friendly Brondell SE600, which offers many of the features of higher-end seats without the price tag, or the Brondell Swash 1200 bidet seat, which offers a night light, auto wash, and fully customizable user settings, to the bestselling Brondell Swash 1000, there are plenty of options to consider. But please do yourself a favor and look hard at the Swash 1400 before making a purchase. This baby is cheaper than your iPhone and more interactive than augmented reality. You just can't go wrong with this bidet. It will change your life.
Ideal for retrofitting your existing bathroom and keeping your current toilet right where it belongs, these unique units are a great way to start the bidet experience in the comfort of your own home.
Remember - smart asses use bidets. Once you’ve seen what we mean, you won’t want to go back. But don't take it from us BidetGenius', listen to what real users have to say:
Make your bum happy this year. Shop our full Brondell Swash line today to find one you love.