Choosing the Best Toilet Seat for Your Home (Hint: it’ll Wash Your Bum)

The time has come.

Your bathroom needs an upgrade, and you’ve made the gut-wrenching yet spot-on decision to ditch that tired, old, wooden toilet seat and get something new. But you don’t just want any run-of-the-mill seat; you want the best toilet seat. You want one that shoots lasers and sings you to sleep, that greets you with a warm, caressing cradle every night, one that can answer your questions and guide you through life with oracle-like accuracy.

Okay, maybe you don’t need all of that. Perhaps you’d just settle for something that looked a little cooler and made you feel like you’re pooping in 2018.

If that’s the case, we’ve got just the thing for you. Here’s your complete guide to choosing the best toilet seat for your home, and making sure it checks all the boxes.

 

First Things First - Round or Elongated?

There are two primary types of toilet seats: round and elongated. Round are a little old-school and are commonly found in older homes and bathrooms, or bathrooms where space is limited. Since they take up less room from the wall to the front of the bowl, they’re ideal for saving square inches and keeping a bathroom functional even when it’s tiny.

Elongated seats, on the other hand, are a little more new-age. They’re more comfortable (they offer an average of 31” of room from wall to rim, compared to a round seat’s 28”), they’re more readily available, they look nicer, they offer an opportunity for more attachments, and the bowl is larger.

While the type of toilet seat you invest in will depend on the style of toilet you have (unless, of course, you intend to replace the entire unit), now is a great time to think about what you want your bathroom to look like in five years, and make a plan to move in that direction.

 

What’s the Best Toilet Seat for you? 3 Smart Options

This is 2018, and we’re not about to recommend any standard toilet seats.

Why would we? Not only do those seats not wash your nether regions for you, but we can guarantee they don’t feature musical tunes or lids that open automatically. With this in mind, here’s a breakdown of the best bidet toilet seats you can pick from right now:

 

1. The Brondell Swash 1000 Bidet Toilet Seat

The perfect “Step-up” seat for anyone who wants their home bathroom to feel like a spa, the Brondell Swash 1000 offers features like dual nozzles (both of which are stainless steel, fully adjustable, and self-cleaning), on-demand water heating, handy remote control, and a carbon filter deodorizer.

This seat is available in both round and elongated versions and comes in two different colors.

 

2. Blooming NB-R1063 w/ Remote Bidet

Durable, versatile, and well-constructed, this sucker will wash that dirty bum right up. In fact, some people call it the “BMW of bidet seats. The Blooming NB-R1063 offers the whole shebang when it comes to features: a self-cleaning, germ-resistant nozzle, adjustable spray, on-demand heated water, a heated seat, LED nightlight, and soft-close lid. To make matters even better, it’ll also fit virtually all toilets and offers the single smallest (And most powerful) air dryer on the market.

 

3. Bio Bidet BB-2000 Bliss w/ Remote

Hey, BB - what do you have in store for me? The BB-2000 Bliss is precisely as comforting as the name makes it sound. Offering a unique 3-in-1 nozzle system with both manual and automatic settings, this environmentally-friendly model self-cleans its nozzle, offers on-demand and instant heating, and features a 25% reduced height profile, making it ideal for anyone who wants a sleek, sexy bidet seat for their bathroom.

 

Pick Your Best Toilet Seat Today

There is just no question the best toilet seat on the market is a bidet toilet seat, and these three options are a fast way to update your bathroom. Pick the one you like best and enjoy a blissed-out bathroom ASAP.

Want more options? Check out our other bestsellers or, if you want to skip right to the no-holds-barred top-of-the line (you know who you are!), head over and check out the Bio Bidet A8.

 

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